What adventures can i expect from the first year of parenthood?

The due date is 6 days away, and i honestly do not think that he will be here by the end of November. I have been on Red Alert these past few weeks, no drinking, no social outings or gathering.... just old fashioned homely living.

As i sit here watching Strictly Come Dancing waiting for the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who i thought i would find out what can i expect from my first year as a parent. Every parent has their own adventure, i hope this infographic gives anyone expecting their first child a look at what to expect: